what if everything was buttons so much to click go ahead click anything how's it feel how do you think it feels to be pressed probably really good me press me no press me why do they say stop pushing my buttons why have buttons if you didn't want them to be pushed why have buttons wasn't there some psychology experiment about buttons like would you rather get shocked or not press a button and (obviously) everyone pressed the button and got shocked that's probably a true story maybe look let's try it now if you press this button you will get shocked see you pressed it didn't you even though you knew it would hurt what you didn't believe me how would you know okay maybe the other buttons didn't do anything but maybe one of them does maybe you need to press every single button then something incredible will happen and anyways I thought you liked pressing buttons does it matter what the button does isn't pressing a button it's own reward I thought we were all about the journey not the destination anyways I actually do have a purpose I'm here to solve the affordance crisis in 1974 we used to be able to afford physical buttons lots of them everywhere on your car on your washing machine on your phone but now all I can offer is these html buttons but I hope they make you feel good or better than you did before want to know what happens when you have pressed every button you win the game do you feel it do you feel the html energy